One of The Guardian’s 100 best holiday books for 2019 ‘Wildly over the top and satisfying’ The Observer New Review Children’s Book of the Month’This book is bonkers but proper funny- it’s Drake meets James Bond’ Match of the Day Magazine’Microwaved pants and killer bees feature in this rib-aching comic caper, heightened with moments of real tenderness and heart.’ The Guardian “A perfect read for Tom Gates fans: prepare for big belly laughs and great advice on how to be yourself.” BookTrust ________ “You’ve probably heard of me, right? Little Badman. No? Oh. Well. . . Doesn’t matter. You will do one day. I’m gonna be big.” I’m Humza Khan, the greatest eleven-year-old rapper Eggington has ever known; soon everyone will know my name. Only problem is school has got really weird, man. All my teachers are disappearing and our aunties are taking over. It wasn’t too bad at the start, they keep feeding us delicious snacks. Like, all the time. But now these