You are the esteemed head gardener for a celebrated botanist who perpetually returns from expeditions with rare and exotic specimens from around the globe. You approach your duties with the utmost seriousness, although some people have the audacity to suggest you might be a tad too competitive. Your physician has advised you to find a means to unwind. Perhaps designing a new garden could serve as a delightful method of relaxation. Whilst enjoying tea with fellow head gardeners in the vicinity, the conversation turns to their own destressing gardens. Naturally, this simply wont do. You have to prove that you can relax BETTER than they can… at any cost. Perhaps a surreptitious cow amongst their cherished petunias, or a strategic deployment of particularly aggressive bees might be in order. Your conservatories will conserve MORE. Your mazes will be the MOST AMAZING. Your orangeries… will be the… MOST. EXCEPTIONALLY. ORANGE. The WAR OF THE POSIES ha